Ur Dog A Cat

the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.

Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*

by UMGUDLUGTUDF May 23, 2018

The dogs

The fat rolls on the back of someone’s neck

“Did you see the dogs pooping out at school today”
“Yeah, they were huge”

by Ogre9000 December 12, 2019

Egg-Dog

A white person that is dumb enough to use a slur in public to express their anger for why their privilege is not working.

"Hey, you tried to run over my feet", "get the fupp out the car Egg-Dog!"

by 1stKingSol August 10, 2022

Dog

Your best friend

Guy 1: hey wanna get some ice cream
Guy2: Nah i'm gettin ice cream with my dog

by purple4621 September 6, 2021

DOG

Ur bestfriend :D

I like dogs

by Okay, I am a person November 18, 2021

dark souls dog

Fuck this fucking piece of shit fucking stupid shit

I got jumped by like eight of these fuckers, I hate dark souls dogs!

by Andre of Astora June 13, 2023

Dog

A furry friend that you can always rely on

I have a dog🐶

by The snuzzi dog June 13, 2021