Dog

an animal that always wants attention and will put their butthole on you no matter what you say
a man's best friend

fluffy
soft
mean
pee and poo on the floor

my dog likes to sit in the window and stare into the soul of a poor person
my dog will eat me when I die

by wertyuioasdfghjkzxcvbnm,qwerty June 16, 2021

Dog

Dog human eat

I like dog

by Cakacakamanny August 30, 2022

Dog

dogs are the purest beings on this earth. if you disagree you can suck my colossal dong. they are adorable but also kinda horny all the fricking time. my dog has tried to dominate my colleague's left arm 20 times. my dog likes to hump my cat.

"that dog is retarded but cute"
"what a horndog."

by aw shucks:( April 5, 2019

Dog

An unattractive woman, not necessarily by appearance. Can include a women who has a poor attitude or bad personality.

Sharon never has anything positive to say. She's a total dog.

by NightCrawlerNigel June 20, 2021

Dogs

Them crusty dusty slimy grimy swine licking fingers of the feet

Man! You walking around with your dogs out on a Tuesday?

by Lord Pink Lemonade Jello March 28, 2023

dog

god

oh my dog its Jesuses left sandal.

by blastroese December 9, 2022

Dog

A funny friend, Likes to shit wherever the hell he wants

My dog is so fucking horny, he almost fucked my friends dog

by Co0che man October 20, 2020