self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.

I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

cooked dick

Flamin' Hot anal sex

Dude, all she ate was Flaming Hot Cheetos for like a week, gave me cooked dick

by M. Craken May 29, 2016

flip dick

To rage, to flip out, to lose the plot.

Did Jemzer flip dick when he found out that his girlfriend had herpes?

by boggah June 13, 2016

dxl dick

"Dinosaur extra large dick" What I have nigga.
A Dick any women would want 😉🔥🍭

I went to the gas station and had to buy a DXL dick condom

by Red_Cum_pussy_fart October 13, 2016

dessert dick

Dessert dick: when a man goes without sex or be in a sexual position for a long time

Man my girl finna give make me have dessert dick bruh

by trapo100 October 7, 2016

a dick load

a huge load ,like a fuck load

I just robbed a servo n and piss bolted with a dick load of cash

by dick load September 21, 2016

weener dick

It's the equivalent of having a cocktail sausage for a weener!!

Girl, last night I slept with Johnny... Disappointed - he's got a weener dick

by DVD804 September 19, 2016