Baby Centipede

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse while breastfeeding your baby

My newborn would not let me put him down so I had to hold him 24/7 So when my husband gets frisky we have to form a baby centipede

by Devin Amadeus Monaco August 13, 2017

Baby momma complex

Where the baby momma refuses to let the dad interfere with his child’s life regardless of custody agreements, and then complains to social media and friends that the baby’s dad “ain’t shit” and that she’s all alone as a parent.

I keep trying to get more time with my son but Amber has a baby momma complex and thinks I’m the worst.

by MasqueradeQueen April 21, 2020

Baby Joe

FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Brooooo, that guy that’s taking it up the ass is a Baby Joe

by Alone4Life January 29, 2019

baby gir

A large bottom with a silly bum on top off it also used as fashion

Hello you baby gir is looking so funny I wish I had one

by John cena :))) May 21, 2018

Baby oil

Something that P Diddy used for inexplicable activities. It used to be normal, but Diddy had to ruin it for basically everybody on the planet.

"I used some baby oil to make my fingers slip into the car easier."

by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025

constipated baby

Not being able to take a shit

Yo I be sitting on the toilet for hours.

Oh yea, you a constipated baby

by Fatz 105 February 28, 2024

Baby Eyes

when someones eyes are too innocent to see inappropriate things

dont look you’ve got baby eyes

by ababababawiwiwiwi August 27, 2025