Elijah loved the off-topic-not-off-topic discussion in class because it prevented any mind-numbing small-talk.
by Philbert's Chewing-Gum November 18, 2020

When the word "Pissed Off" just doesn't sound right say "Off Pissing" and thats the solution to this problem.
I was out in the field "Off Pissing"
The story about the Japanese woman not giving you a happy ending is very "Off Pissing"
The story about the Japanese woman not giving you a happy ending is very "Off Pissing"
by DrippzErotic January 29, 2024

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.
I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight
by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.
Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.
by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009

To masturbate
by Bedaub February 15, 2017

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
