someone who metaphorically tastes butts. someone who sucks a lot and therefore probably spends their time tasting butts.
Person A: The other day I was talking to Joe and he was being a total douche.
Person B: What a butt taster!
Person B: What a butt taster!
by benandjerrys1111 July 1, 2009
Get the butt tastermug. Otherwise known as the “Joe Fallon” It is a case where u forget to whip ur ass and ur butt becomes itchy
by YaMom69 December 30, 2021
Get the itchy butt syndromemug. by psudeom January 30, 2018
Get the Butt Cakemug. 
When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
Get the South African Butt Mufflermug. by Loc536 January 11, 2021
Get the Bazooka Buttmug. 1. A person who places a dialysis needles in an improper fashion at or around the fistula.
2.A failed flavored sucker from Bart's Every Flavored Candy
2.A failed flavored sucker from Bart's Every Flavored Candy
by Walter Waterloo October 9, 2019
Get the Butt-suckermug.