take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Cursed rip off life

This is when you are poor because you live in a city like Detroit Michigan the United States of America in present time where you can’t come up and get rich legitimately no matter what you do. Well if you was anywhere else like New York or California you would make it big and be the riches and most famous person ever. Maybe even president of the United States or King or be in the best movies or songs ever. And no way to move out or leave this city which was once promising back in the day in the 80s or so.

This cursed rip off life will be the end of me. Why I wasn’t born in Hollywood ? My dream of Japan. Where I shine like the brightest star

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

bae-off

When you and your friend beat each other up until only one person is left, in order to get the girl.

"yo u like her and i like her??? meet me in the bathroom after school!!!!"
"what, is it a bae-off now? go suck ur own dick."

by coilusserpent May 18, 2016

Lick off

To get extremely drunk or any other forms such as getting high or on drugs

Were going out tonight, going to get lick off

I heard jakes getting lick off tonight

by Dymond2010 January 29, 2024

off bay

1. keeping things off-bay is to steer clear from things that constantly disrupt you or try to stop you.

2. basically at bay... but off is better.

I'm keeping my negative thoughts off bay so that I can finally be happy.

by 3.12.15.21.4.ix February 28, 2023

mid off

Two people having a competition on who is less attractive or worse at something

Often used by people outside of the locus of decision

Those women are ugly as fuck, they havin a mid off 😭

by Loliisnotillegal April 30, 2023

How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds

A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!

by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023