One-Timer

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.

2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid

Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.

by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020

one and a wakey

A Canadian Forces term to describe how many days left until one’s deployment, leave, or promotion.

“Hey Warrant, how many more days until you are off on leave with your family?” “ One and a Wakey ma’am.”

by CameraQueen December 15, 2023

Green One

A name for someone who is extremely weird and used by all. The type of person that drives you around all day.

Hey, can I have sex with a dude in your car green one?

by Sage lastran a April 29, 2021

One of the most idiots

An idiot so stupid, they don't even have a rank in their idioticness.

This dude is One of the most idiots.

by ThatOneArtistLOL October 9, 2025

The One Hit Wonder

The individual who always gets one last hit out of the bong.

Eric: I think this bowl is dead
Steve: Oh! Pass it to Paul. He’s a the one hit wonder!

by Bobbyslimjimm April 26, 2025

Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)".

Person 1: Are you called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

one-three fatigue

(1) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 45 minutes and still can't talk to a real person (or if you do, it is a person in a remote call-centre, whose accent you struggle to understand). And you hang up - effectively giving up.

(2) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 30 minutes and you basically give up.

(3) The emotion that washes over you when you realise that you have to call a government agency on a '13' number again to explain stuff that you've already explained, and you realise that you will have to be 'on hold' for a minimum 45 minutes to explain to a different person what you've already told them.

Angi: "I had to call insert company name here on their 13 number again today to see if they knew what was happening with my order, and could they help me. After being on hold for 30 minutes, I hung up."
Bill: "I thought that was all sorted, what happened?"
Angi: "I got one-three fatigue. I just couldn't do it."

by bill cauliflower September 6, 2020