Buzzcut face

A person with a buzzcut

The pe teacher has a buzzcut so he’s a buzzcut face

by Parkour dude February 2, 2021

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

swab face

The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging

I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening

by doctorryan27 July 5, 2021

face clutter

To “clutter” the appearance of an empty face with accessories, hair, and interesting elements (e.g., glasses, bangs, jewellery)

“There’s something missing, maybe you could add some face clutter with glasses!”

by rhosierocks March 12, 2024

Hit face

Slapping or punching to the facials. Throat punch. Or slap.

Or something like an object hits your face. Just happened:(

Hit face that boy!

by Ruuurudyy33 June 12, 2018

Selfie facing

Used to describe highly stylized self portraits that only serve to diminish the subjects credibility.

"Really! Who do they think they are? That photo is just selfie facing".

by ScrumpyDan October 7, 2020

Face-crastinating

v. Wasting all your time on Facebook or some other social networking site when you should be studying for your exam in three hours or doing homework for Environmental Science.

If you keep face-crastinating, you're going to fail your Physics final.

by frustratedstudent September 28, 2010