Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now

Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww

by africanman69 December 26, 2020

Sharp Knee Caps

The word used for someone who is socially awkward or someone who thinks they are strong. Commonly used as an insult

Person 1: I think that we should talk.

Person 2: no thanks.

Person 3: ok, you have sharp knee caps anyways.

by Smartcatttt January 23, 2021

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

Shemar Moore Caption

An instagram caption so uncomfortable, it hurts you emotionally

"My eyes looking a lil lit from laying in the sun... I was born 4/20.... but I swear I don’t puff puff pass 🤷🏽 ♂️😉🥺😜🤣🤣"
The Definitive Shemar Moore Caption

by nctoobusy February 10, 2021

National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.

In need air National nonce capture day

by Rio rogers April 21, 2021

Le French Captain Zack Senpai

A pretty chill dude who likes gaming. He is an otaku and loves anime characters who are very fast and use swords
POGS
He's very friendly and talkative

A: You should be more like Le French Captain Zack Senpai
B: I know

by M. C. squire May 24, 2021

MX3 Herbal Capsule

It's a Capsule, To relieve Pain. Which comes with a Price... You lost the Entire Body Part Relating To the Pain.

Usually, it's Advertise as "MX3 HERBAL CAPSULE, ANG PINAKA KUSOG, MA PALIT SA ROSE PHARMACY, AJR PHARMACY, RIGHTMED PHARMACY OG SA UBAN NA MANGA BUTIKA."

Translation towards the English Audience MX3 HERBAL CAPSULE, THE STRONGEST, CAN BE BOUGHT BY ROSE PHARMACY, AJR PHARMACY, RIGHTMED PHARMACY, AND OTHER PHARMACIES."

Hi, Ako po si Yvren, Nung Uminom ako nang MX3 Herbal Capsule... Dle lang ang Sakit sa akong Tuhod Ang Na Wa, Pati Ang Akong Tuhod Mismo.

by Mischievous Little Muffin July 22, 2021