Cock N Ball Torture

Cock n ball torture is a sexual activity in which one person carries out sexual intercourse with another on top of a live, running or crawling cock.

The cock will also be sliced with a knife or subjected to extreme impact, like being rammed with a golf club.

Masochist: "I love it when my fucking cock rips out of my body and runs around on the floor. Then having my partner chop my fucking dick in half. I love Cock N Ball Torture."

Normal person: "Tf?"

by ballpitshit June 18, 2022

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As Much Use As A Cock in a Nunnery

Some people are useful. Some people are really not. These people are as much use as a stray penis in a sacred nunnery where all potential partakers of the penis have actually given the solemn vow of chastity. Therefore the penis is really of no use. Hence the simile to suggest that someone is really useless.

That guy Carl is as much use as a cock in a nunnery. He is absolutely useless

by King Cudz September 10, 2022

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Space Force Cock Wallup

slapping of an limp cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Beam me up Scotty or i will Space Force Cock Wallup you!

by Sgt Hugo Stiglitz October 20, 2022

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Nick Markham Cock Gobble

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.

"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

by jas552 April 15, 2022

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Blind Carbon Cock-Up

When people cc a whole bunch of private addresses on an email when they should really have bcc'd them because cc exposes the email addresses to the other recipients, whereas bcc does not.

Oh crikey, the UK Ministry of Defense made a blind carbon cock-up by cc'ing a bunch of afghan interpreters instead of bcc'ing them.

by BorisBikes September 22, 2021

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