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Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
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empty wallet syndrome

the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."
by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014
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bonaparte syndrome

Fictitious medical condition popularized in a series of erotic novels. Female sufferers of the Bonaparte Syndrome require vigorous sexual intercourse or can die from a condition resembling congestive heart failure. Named after famous nymphomaniac Pauline Bonaparte, sister of Napoleon Bonaparte.
Ashley needs to fuck or she's literally going to die. She's got Bonaparte Syndrome.
by Graaag April 7, 2014
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og syndrome

A homosexual that usually likes men, He go's for guys over the internet and is a complete nerd like a OG Syndrome. He also plays games on there to get closer with boys.
OG Syndrome is a faggot that looks for dudes over the internet
by InspectorGagit April 21, 2014
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tupperware syndrome

Originated in the card game, Top2Bottom...in gay world, it means being the only top in a sea of bottoms...like when you can't find a matching top to your Tupperware
NYC has a serious case of Tupperware syndrome...there are bottoms everywhere and no tops to be found. Just look at your grindr screen
by Top2Bottom April 21, 2014
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Frazzled Daddy Syndrome

Frazzled Daddy Syndrome (FDS) is the state of sleepless anxiety that occurs in a new father a couple of weeks after the arrival of the child.
"Why does Mr. Green have pureed carrots on his lapel?"
"Oh, he has Frazzled Daddy Syndrome"
by FreudorFloyd April 24, 2014
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Elephant Man Movie Syndrome

What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.
The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.
by everythingannoysme April 30, 2014
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