cock wobbling cunt-guzzler

A man who can not get an erection when pleasing a woman orally.

Look at this pathetic cock wobbling cunt-guzzler!

by ongel-henning September 23, 2017

No skin off my cock

Another way of saying it doesn't bother you or affect you in any way.
In other words:
That's cool.
That ain't my problem.
That's not my concern.
I don't care.
Whatever.

A: Hey man, I ate all your fries while you were in the can.
B: That's no skin off my cock. Let's blow this joint and grab some beers!
A: Aight.

by LordCoitus October 17, 2015

Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown

Blow your load into a condom, proceed to place 2 D batteries inside, and take turns striking each others face.

We went four rounds of Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown before she finally knocked me out.

by Dasmandude March 16, 2021

Glock out cock out

The act of "glock out cock out" is where any participant pulls down their pants to reveal their genitalia, to assert dominance over the glock owner because you have a chad rifle

-sees someone with a glock at the range- "Hey! Glock out cock out!" -pulls down pants-

by NeverwasAnonymous October 27, 2020

As Much Use As A Cock in a Nunnery

Some people are useful. Some people are really not. These people are as much use as a stray penis in a sacred nunnery where all potential partakers of the penis have actually given the solemn vow of chastity. Therefore the penis is really of no use. Hence the simile to suggest that someone is really useless.

That guy Carl is as much use as a cock in a nunnery. He is absolutely useless

by King Cudz September 10, 2022

cock juggling thunder cunt

You...

Yeah you, you fucking cunt. little cock juggling thunder cunt.

by You're all cunts. May 3, 2018

Cock N Ball Torture

Cock n ball torture is a sexual activity in which one person carries out sexual intercourse with another on top of a live, running or crawling cock.

The cock will also be sliced with a knife or subjected to extreme impact, like being rammed with a golf club.

Masochist: "I love it when my fucking cock rips out of my body and runs around on the floor. Then having my partner chop my fucking dick in half. I love Cock N Ball Torture."

Normal person: "Tf?"

by ballpitshit June 18, 2022