Off the quim

Done spontaneously

I just bought some peng off the quim

by Ess-Heavy December 20, 2014

f-off

When somebody tells you to f-off they are telling you to leave them alone. They don't want you there right now

(your name)_______ f-off!

by what does f-off mean? December 11, 2019

Fuck-off

(noun) a competition in which suitors try to out-fuck each other

The suitee couldn't decide amongst the suitors and said "We will settle this with a fuck-off! Whoever does the best job getting me off gets to be my boyfriend!"

by Creative Suggestions May 5, 2023

Yawned Off Everyone

%Phrasal verb%
When stops talking, while you start talking.
Like when a nerd interrupts your conversation with your friends.

When I started talking in the middle of a conversation, I yawned shut everyone off everyone.

The nerd yawned off everyone during the delegate discussions at the MUN.

by parzivalwon July 29, 2020

goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.

If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.

by TK403 September 21, 2014