butt jargle

butt jargle(crocheted)

mann i just got my butt jargled

by butt jargle July 19, 2021

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Butt Nugget

J. Garrett

Garrett is a butt nugget

by Useless123 September 28, 2018

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Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

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Butt Nugget

When you or someone you know gets a foodborne virus (such as norovirus) from being served food from an establishment that does not practice proper hyenine.

Bro Aaron totally got norovirus from a Chik-Fil-A butt nugget.

by M.Sich November 15, 2023

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When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.

Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.

by Hamurai September 27, 2018

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Butt drool

The saliva that makes its way down your shaft, over or around your ballsack and past your perineum and into the Buttcrack while getting glorious fellatio.

Oh man that bj was so good I had butt drool pouring out my crack

by Submarine weasel April 25, 2017

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