baby J

relatively small joint of marijuana, meant to be smoked by one person before they go to sleep

tim: what'd you do last night?
bob: oh, just rolled a baby J and passed out.
tim: ahh, the usual.

by mr-bob-dobalina November 1, 2020

black baby

Mostly (95% of the time) used in the context of a white girl with a white husband giving birth to a black baby. Basic genetics lesson, 2 whites cannot have a black baby which means the girl was cheating on them (and getting creampied by BBC)

Nurse: "There it is, it's a baby boy!"
Wife: (trying to ignore the fact the boy is black)
Wife: "Isn't he cute?"
Husband: "Yeah, he is-..., wait, he's a black baby"
Husband: "Oh great heavens!", after realizing

by Senorken December 8, 2023

Soggy Baby

The mix between a Mexican and a Caucasian. Can be called a Wet Cracker but Crackers when Wet are Soggy.

You two would make a beautiful Soggy Baby. He’ll never get deported.

by SizeableMonk950 December 15, 2018

baby girl

it means my lil bro 😗

wyd lil bro

baby girl

by Nijea smd October 31, 2019

Umbilical cord baby

After a child is born in extremely rare cases the trimmed umbilical cord can over time, grow into a fully formed baby, a umbilical cord baby

The smiths were very surprised 2 weeks after their baby was born when the hospital called asking them to pick up their umbilical cord baby

by Joenny October 29, 2022

Baby-Bird Brothers

When two guys receive a blowjob from the same girl. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, but called Baby-Bird Brothers due to the similar action a mother bird uses to feed her young.

Guy 1: "Hey I got a blowjob from Shaylyn."
Guy 2: "No fucking way, me too!"
Random bystander: "Dude, you guys are Baby-Bird Brothers!""

by Randy Rocket May 28, 2018

baby pedophile

baby that undresses her mom because they want her big extra mega large milk filled tiddies

“give me your mommy milkers, it’s time for a snack”
“you’re such a baby pedophile”

by mohamed batussy October 7, 2022