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one-three fatigue

(1) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 45 minutes and still can't talk to a real person (or if you do, it is a person in a remote call-centre, whose accent you struggle to understand). And you hang up - effectively giving up.

(2) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 30 minutes and you basically give up.

(3) The emotion that washes over you when you realise that you have to call a government agency on a '13' number again to explain stuff that you've already explained, and you realise that you will have to be 'on hold' for a minimum 45 minutes to explain to a different person what you've already told them.
Angi: "I had to call insert company name here on their 13 number again today to see if they knew what was happening with my order, and could they help me. After being on hold for 30 minutes, I hung up."
Bill: "I thought that was all sorted, what happened?"
Angi: "I got one-three fatigue. I just couldn't do it."
by bill cauliflower September 6, 2020
mugGet the one-three fatiguemug.

one-show syndrome

“Man I’ve got one-show syndrome so bad for Cobra Kai

“Sir this is a retirement home
by Urban_II January 29, 2022
mugGet the one-show syndromemug.

One

by Jeune Homme June 11, 2021
mugGet the Onemug.

One-El

One-El is the younger sister of Jor-El, the father of Superman, making her Superman's aunt. One-El was following a third tier Jamband on another planet when Krypton was destroyed. She was one of the few from Krypton who survived but she never reemerged from the "scene".
One-El was melting face riding the rail when the bass dropped and it felt like a world exploded.
by anonymous8oo85 February 17, 2021
mugGet the One-Elmug.

One for the road

1) One last drink before you head home.

2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.

3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.
2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"

Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".
by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025
mugGet the One for the roadmug.

One direction

Puedes ir en two direction??
No, solo en one direction...

por cierto creo que no son 18 meses, son 18 años o algo así, solo queda llorar
by LARRY IS REAL (ROSA Y DAGA) November 29, 2021
mugGet the One directionmug.

by one/by 1

A stupid term used by stupid Malaysian/Indonesian PUBG MOBILE/MOBILE LEGEND players to challenge someone to have a 1-on-1 battle with them.
sok jago lu, by one/by 1 sini
kau tak payah nak acah la, by one/by 1 la mari
by akir19122001 October 21, 2021
mugGet the by one/by 1mug.

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