Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that gives off the illusion of beige coloring. A product of negligence of ejaculation via intercourse, most common with patients who go by the name “Dave”.

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “yea brother got some beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024

blue balls

blue balls doesn't like asma :/

blue balls : asma dont read smut it fucks up with ur brain now u read brb as boob

by anonymouspersonlol128278 October 19, 2021

Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.

So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.

by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023

Ball tugging

Getting screwed over to the point where your nuts are in agony

Nich: yo I was so pumped to get these junior chickens from dons but it closes at 12

Gerb: I’m not surprised though, this whole night has been ball tugging to the max

by Toothlessfromhttyd February 24, 2022

Gag ball

When someone doesn’t wash their sack and you lick it.

Hygiene is important. Nobody wants a gag ball.

by LadyLace October 13, 2019

Nigga Balls

Mhm, munch on that shit, little boy.

I was munchin on gangs nigga balls.

by Funky Unc November 17, 2025

European Kick Ball

When You ( Kick a Ball ) into a Net and Scream ( GOALLLLLLLLLL) kind of like ( Grass Hockey ) with your feet.

Wanna Go Outside and Play some European Kick Ball?

by KickBaller6969 April 12, 2021