cock hair tumble weed

Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.

Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.

by Karen wise March 7, 2019

Freddy Fazbear Cock sucker

A person who likes to touch grass

My friend Dylan is a Freddy Fazbear Cock sucker

by Trompimus May 12, 2023

Space Force Cock Wallup

slapping of an limp cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Beam me up Scotty or i will Space Force Cock Wallup you!

by Sgt Hugo Stiglitz October 20, 2022

knuckle fucked in the cock sucker

When someone is about to get their lights punched out directly

"He about got knuckle fucked in the cock sucker after he said that scandalous shit"

by jonesinj January 1, 2012

eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)

"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"

by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020

lent licking cock sucker

When you your girl sucks your dick like a Down syndrome patient sucking a lollipop.

you don’t have to suck my dick like a Down syndrome patience sucking a lollipop. You lent licking cock sucker

by alchemicwolf89 October 30, 2017

Cluckin your cock sucker

A "cluck" (female, person, ect...) running off at the mouth and won't shut the fuk up!

Talking non-stop bull shit.

Quit cluckin your cock sucker for a minute and listen bitch.

by Extasty April 27, 2019