Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
Get the Butt Wisermug. by Vala187 December 27, 2020
Get the Horse buttmug. .
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Get the 《¤》Scanning《¤》Butt《¤》Cheeks《¤》scanUning《¤》buUtt《¤》cheUeks《¤》scanninG《¤》butT《¤》cheekS《¤》mug. Bayou Butt is a beautiful combo elixir of poop and sweat in the butt. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with swamp ass.
Person A: oh shit. It's so hot, and I just pooped myself. Uh oh!
Person B: sounds like someone has a classic case of Bayou Butt.
Person B: sounds like someone has a classic case of Bayou Butt.
by planetsleeep October 6, 2016
Get the Bayou Buttmug. “That makes my butt hard” (“making my butt hard-verb version) is an expression that can have slightly different meanings depending on the circumstance, but generally the expression is used in a positive manner. This positive expression can be used in the following ways (however not limited to what is listed):
1) Used to agree with someone.
2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.
3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.
1) Used to agree with someone.
2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.
3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.
Examples:
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.
by $wen$on August 21, 2021
Get the makes my butt hardmug. When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.
'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'
Or
'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'
Or
'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'
by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012
Get the Viral mud butt dietmug. An exceptionally cute person. Carrie.
by coolguyjustbncool July 24, 2020
Get the tootie buttmug.