Jack Daniel's retarded, angry, bitter little cousin. He hates that you have friends, he hates that you are well liked in your community, and he hates that you are happy, and will do anything and everything to ruin your peaceful existence. Despite the rage he may project onto your personal and professional life, right when you begin to pick up the pieces of your mother's urn that your girlfriend broke when she left you after another binge, you still allow him to come back, "for old times sake."
Doctor - "Sir, your wife did not make it through childbirth...and, although your son survived, he shows intense signs of extreme bipolar disorder, mental retardation, and a propensity towards violence."
Man - "I think I'll name him Evan Williams."
Man - "I think I'll name him Evan Williams."
by HxC18A November 05, 2011
Josh williams is proabably the coolest person in the history of man kind. Not only is he awesome and very attractive, he can also own any person on the planet in paintball. Thus making him even more badass...
Tom: Wow! Josh Williams really kicked my ass at paintball!
John: Yeah i know, he does that to everybody...
John: Yeah i know, he does that to everybody...
by The one and only Mr. Truth October 22, 2008
When one would fist-fuck a girl forearm deep, on Christmas, and leave her laying on her bed hemorrhaging. Thus, leaving the possibility of hospitalization up to her parents, who may have been in the next room over.
by Horny n' Houston June 14, 2009
When you need to take a fat shit during work. The best part about this William shatner is that you get paid for it, no matter how long that shatner takes
by Temp1234 October 04, 2006
She is, without doubt, the cutest motherfucker you'll ever witness! She is the lead singer of popular Rock / Alternative Band 'Paramore'.
by EmoGeordie December 20, 2013
A former Duke University basketball player who is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players ever. His ears are too small and his eyes are too far apart.
by Mavericklax4 March 27, 2007
United States Attorney General.
A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.
A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.
Person #1: If there's no evidence of wrongdoing, why won't AG William Barr release the full report?
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.
by Soul_Driver April 18, 2019