A variation on the classic SJW. this version is usually female, blonde, cis normative, a trust fund baby, and clearly going through a shitty "I'm an activist" stage.
Conv between two Starbucks Justice Warriors:
Lisa: "OMG let's go vandalize that sexist billboard that had the girl in the bikini on it!"
Tina: "You mean that billboard that was a bikini ad?"
Lisa: "Yes! That one! First, let's pick up some pumpkin spice lattes, okay?"
Tina: "Yaasssss!!"
Lisa: "OMG let's go vandalize that sexist billboard that had the girl in the bikini on it!"
Tina: "You mean that billboard that was a bikini ad?"
Lisa: "Yes! That one! First, let's pick up some pumpkin spice lattes, okay?"
Tina: "Yaasssss!!"
by channel_panel March 08, 2019
A Steering Wheel Warrior is the motoring equivalent of a keyboard warrior. Someone who acts real tough in their car but in reality they are actually a big yellow coward. A Steering Wheel Warrior will drive aggressively, beep their horn, wave their arms, flip the bird, scream and shout in their car and generally act like a complete pig towards other motorists, pedestrians, cyclists etc regardless of the traffic conditions.
They are usually very angry all the time and blame others for their problems.
They are usually very angry all the time and blame others for their problems.
Joe: "I was waiting at traffic lights today and even though the lights were red this guy kept beeping his horn at me to move."
Chris: "Ugh, what an asshole. Sounds like a typical Steering Wheel Warrior."
Chris: "Ugh, what an asshole. Sounds like a typical Steering Wheel Warrior."
by Clitty McClitus January 17, 2013
College students who aimlessly seek out brawls on Yik Yak. These individuals spend countless hours brainstorming sinister yaks targeting peers or current events.
by JohnnyGolfball February 12, 2016
by Balloonsquidink September 26, 2019
Someone who attempts to reform scientific nomenclature for the sake of making things less arbitrary.
Person 1: "Pluto isn't a planet, and neither is Jupiter or Earth! Planet is a dumb name that means 'wanderer.' We should use 'World' or 'Planemo' instead!"
Person 2: "Stop being such a Science Justice Warrior, bro."
Person 2: "Stop being such a Science Justice Warrior, bro."
by Gregrox Moon July 08, 2016
Someone who obsesses over movies they don't like, to the point of making a personal crusade out of them. Often have an Objectivist view towards these movies, believing that everybody should hate them, and anyone who doesn't is clearly low on intelligence. CJW for short.
"Jesus Christ, now they're doing Aquaman? When are people gonna wake up to the fact that DC movies are fucking awful?"
"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."
"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."
by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2017
A sex act used by a fat man on his sexual partner. He runs at his sexual partner slapping his tits as he jumps on to the bed screaming. He then proceeds to chuck the partner up on To his body and then begins to thrust them
Jake- I’m gonna do a sweaty tit warrior tonight on my girlfriend
Connor- don’t kill her you wee fat fuck
Connor- don’t kill her you wee fat fuck
by UnknownGuy69 May 31, 2020