Skip to main content

cinematic justice warrior

Someone who obsesses over movies they don't like, to the point of making a personal crusade out of them. Often have an Objectivist view towards these movies, believing that everybody should hate them, and anyone who doesn't is clearly low on intelligence. CJW for short.
"Jesus Christ, now they're doing Aquaman? When are people gonna wake up to the fact that DC movies are fucking awful?"

"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."
by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2017
mugGet the cinematic justice warrior mug.

Yik Yak Warrior

College students who aimlessly seek out brawls on Yik Yak. These individuals spend countless hours brainstorming sinister yaks targeting peers or current events.
That nerd has Yik Yak warrior written all over himself.
by JohnnyGolfball September 18, 2016
mugGet the Yik Yak Warrior mug.

Sweaty tit warrior

A sex act used by a fat man on his sexual partner. He runs at his sexual partner slapping his tits as he jumps on to the bed screaming. He then proceeds to chuck the partner up on To his body and then begins to thrust them
Jake- I’m gonna do a sweaty tit warrior tonight on my girlfriend

Connor- don’t kill her you wee fat fuck
by UnknownGuy69 May 31, 2020
mugGet the Sweaty tit warrior mug.

Steering Wheel Warrior

A Steering Wheel Warrior is the motoring equivalent of a keyboard warrior. Someone who acts real tough in their car but in reality they are actually a big yellow coward. A Steering Wheel Warrior will drive aggressively, beep their horn, wave their arms, flip the bird, scream and shout in their car and generally act like a complete pig towards other motorists, pedestrians, cyclists etc regardless of the traffic conditions.

They are usually very angry all the time and blame others for their problems.
Joe: "I was waiting at traffic lights today and even though the lights were red this guy kept beeping his horn at me to move."

Chris: "Ugh, what an asshole. Sounds like a typical Steering Wheel Warrior."
by Clitty McClitus January 17, 2013
mugGet the Steering Wheel Warrior mug.

Warm-up Warrior

A person who runs super fast during a warm-up, but then sucks the whole rest of the practice (usually in cross-country or track).
Girl: Look at him! He's so fast!

Boy: No, he's just a warm-up warrior
by Rad_Darkthor August 28, 2012
mugGet the Warm-up Warrior mug.

Caps lock warrior

A person who is determined to troll you intentionally or not by spelling in ALL CAPS.
Troll: HEY SMOSH CAN YOU GIVE ME A BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT!?!?!?

Sensible Person: Looks like we found a CAPS LOCK WARRIOR!
by Thick'ems March 5, 2014
mugGet the Caps lock warrior mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email