Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.
You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.
by burgestar January 20, 2015

a great friend with even better hair very open and likes being around people he is also is smart and good at sports he is very funny lol
by kjearrhvjhb,jdbgvjwahfleabvj, June 1, 2022

A guy that has not much to lose he enjoys memes if you know a Owen mclain congrats you are 1 in 100,000,000 because he is only seen at a middle school 3/4 of the year
by Owen136 August 11, 2022

Pretty person: Oh my god I don’t know the answer to this problem. Arandom Owen from the classroom: The answer is 2!!
Pretty person: thank you, now what’s the answer to this?
Pretty person: thank you, now what’s the answer to this?
by odoggy February 26, 2019

by ur moms gay son ;) February 14, 2022

owen is a sweet guy and you want him as a friend but he is someone that will steal your girl and then break her heart. but on the other hand he is the most funnest, kindest, and nicest guy you will meet
by unicornlover0616 November 5, 2017

Owen: Why would you get drunk?? You promised you wouldnt get drunk.
Someone: Im sorry
Owen: *ghosts you for a week*
Someone: Im sorry
Owen: *ghosts you for a week*
by danzyz February 4, 2024
