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Science Justice Warrior

Someone who attempts to reform scientific nomenclature for the sake of making things less arbitrary.
Person 1: "Pluto isn't a planet, and neither is Jupiter or Earth! Planet is a dumb name that means 'wanderer.' We should use 'World' or 'Planemo' instead!"
Person 2: "Stop being such a Science Justice Warrior, bro."
by Gregrox Moon July 8, 2016
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wide open warrior

When the guy sits up straight, grabs the girl by the ankles and slams his erect cock into the woman
by Vanici July 12, 2014
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Yik Yak Warrior

College students who aimlessly seek out brawls on Yik Yak. These individuals spend countless hours brainstorming sinister yaks targeting peers or current events.
That nerd has Yik Yak warrior written all over himself.
by JohnnyGolfball September 18, 2016
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Steering Wheel Warrior

A Steering Wheel Warrior is the motoring equivalent of a keyboard warrior. Someone who acts real tough in their car but in reality they are actually a big yellow coward. A Steering Wheel Warrior will drive aggressively, beep their horn, wave their arms, flip the bird, scream and shout in their car and generally act like a complete pig towards other motorists, pedestrians, cyclists etc regardless of the traffic conditions.

They are usually very angry all the time and blame others for their problems.
Joe: "I was waiting at traffic lights today and even though the lights were red this guy kept beeping his horn at me to move."

Chris: "Ugh, what an asshole. Sounds like a typical Steering Wheel Warrior."
by Clitty McClitus January 17, 2013
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Warm-up Warrior

A person who runs super fast during a warm-up, but then sucks the whole rest of the practice (usually in cross-country or track).
Girl: Look at him! He's so fast!

Boy: No, he's just a warm-up warrior
by Rad_Darkthor August 28, 2012
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Starbucks Justice Warrior

A variation on the classic SJW. this version is usually female, blonde, cis normative, a trust fund baby, and clearly going through a shitty "I'm an activist" stage.
Conv between two Starbucks Justice Warriors:
Lisa: "OMG let's go vandalize that sexist billboard that had the girl in the bikini on it!"
Tina: "You mean that billboard that was a bikini ad?"
Lisa: "Yes! That one! First, let's pick up some pumpkin spice lattes, okay?"
Tina: "Yaasssss!!"
by channel_panel March 8, 2019
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Social Justice Warrior

A perosn who is so fucking retated that they cant make 2 points without contradicting themselves
Yeahh, I am a social justice warrior who thinks that all men should die, all women should be lesbian, and i sooo love zodiac signs
by 634gdr December 21, 2022
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