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Alpha Wank

When a male has a wank staring at himself in the mirror, usually accompanied with positive remarks "you're a fuckin good looking bastard"
One would engage in such activities to build confidence within themselves as an alpha and also in the bedroom.
Bro I had the best alpha wank last night, I feel real alpha today from it
by M3n1s January 11, 2022
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Stank wank

Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.
by Chykaty chyna December 3, 2016
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Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be
Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*
by Lezo August 25, 2021
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Shit wank

Shit Wank is an Australian record label who specialize in esoteric music genres, including speedcore, terrorcore, chiptune, shitcore, noise, horrorcore, and breakcore. They are more predominately known for making harsh music with highly suggestive and nsfw album art and extremely innapropriate and vulgar lyrics, resulting in an 18+ only website fo their label.

Some of the artist on this label include Passenger of Shit (who is the founder of ShitWank), Shitting Whore, Dj California Crisis, Ethereal Girl, Hitler Buttsecks, and Suicide Rap Orgy.
Have you listened to the new albums released by Shit Wank?

No, I dont listen to them. I'd prefer to keep my ear drums
by EdgyDabs420 January 2, 2018
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Pasty-wank

When one lightly heats up a pasty and proceeds to place his gentails inside, asserting his dominace over the pastry item for pleasure.
I walked into the kitchen the other day and caught Charlie Sheen having a pasty-wank!
by Vernonthecomplicated October 30, 2017
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Wank-Spank

When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face
Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank
by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021
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Beast wank

The act of spaffing into a carrier bag, 6 or 7 times a day. Usually performed by a spaff beast.
Craig, you spaff beast. Stop having a beast wank into that Sainsbury's bag for life and come for a beer.
by RossMcC March 30, 2011
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