vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.

In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.

by Forblano September 7, 2015

Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile

“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”

by Hampton Grey April 20, 2021

vanilla pervert

Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.

Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert

by Dino the Genetic Marvel February 15, 2024

vanilla freak

someone who claims to be freaky just because they're a top. a vanilla freak say they're down for anything but likes traditional, normal sex.

He's a such a vanilla freak, he won't even give me head.

by boy with a j name September 18, 2020

Vanilla face

A white Chinese man who thinks he’s black

What’s poppin vanilla face

by The vanhilla February 18, 2021

Vanilla

When one behaves or speaks in a very monotone manner and are far too boring to keep your life interesting. They are just plain out boring, sorry to break it ya.

You might be a chocolate person but you're acting like a vanilla person .

by Mrs smarty pants April 4, 2023

Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone

White man with a black penis.

Mike: I think I have a new fetish. White dudes with big black cocks.

Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!

by ModernDrunkard May 24, 2016