Uncle Fatty

The worlds fattest monkey weighing over 99999999999 billion pounds.
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)

Bro who is the fattest monkey
uncle fatty

by Monky sniffer January 25, 2023

Uncle Barry

Uncle Barry is a character in the Rick and Morty spinoff by Michael Cusack called "Bushworld Adventures." His "dementia" flares up during Rick and Morty's time in his house, his wife suddenly shouts "UNCLE BARRY'S GOT DEMENTIA!" once she realises it's happening again.

"OI, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO?!"
"OH NO, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! UNCLE BARRY'S GOT DEMENTIA!"

by шиншилла August 27, 2022

Uncle jake

A man with the greatest facial hair on the planet

The guy over there is such an uncle Jake.

by afraize December 2, 2021

Uncle Chuck

uncle pervert incest

Uncle Chuck - The 44yo pervert who fucks his soyboy nephew. Doesn't have to be named chuck.

"Uncle Chuck fucked my ass last night"

by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019

Uncle Danny

The strongest and handsomest man you could ever meet. He is a man of great intellect and exceptional wit. Unbelievably attractive and so good in bed, you'll wish he weren't your uncle. Nobody can resist Uncle Danny.

Woman 1: Have you met my gorgeous Uncle Danny?

Woman 2: Yes! Thankfully we're not related

by Pea_cherry October 9, 2019

Uncle Phillp

Uncle phillp is a pistol and/or any other strap you’d pull up with

I pulled up with uncle phillp and he did all the talking

by NutingInSoda December 20, 2019

pasta uncle

An Italian sugar daddy. Typically a man that offers the same benefits of a sugar daddy but requires less of a woman’s time....and can also cook a mean lasagna.

I’m sick of sugar daddies. They need too much of my time. Just give me a pasta uncle.

by Tousen71 September 15, 2018