Beef and chons

beef: aggravation between two individuals or groups
chons: shortening of "punch-on"
Beef & chons: a fight due to a bit of anger or tension.......

Bloke 1: oi, u, c*nt, whats up your arsehole?
Bloke 2: your face mate.
bystander bloke 1: watch out, we got a badass over here
bystander bloke 2: beef and chons

by Dr. Awesome guy June 3, 2014

beef witted

A stupid person. Mentally challenged.

Due to some stupid beef witted person, the children's nativity has been cancelled this year.

by Toptonychick September 4, 2021

super beef

Wrapping the pussy in two sub rolls and fucking it

Yo my boy DeAndre bought some sub rolls the other day to super beef Tayquisha

by Dirty wash clothes November 4, 2015

Master beef

The thiccest chief of them all
very buffed cheif

chief + chad

dang boi, he thiiccccc
masta chef
master beef
thicccc boi
absolute chad

by Master beef 6900000000 February 17, 2022

Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.

I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.

by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020

beef doukerton

A particularly large or immpressive dump or poop that is reminisecnt of a large beef dish.

Wow, that was one hell of a beef doukerton.

by psizzle93 January 28, 2009

beef confessions

The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.

Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.

by Raddish123 November 27, 2013