Theory saying that if the rich get richer they will give their surplus cash to the poor. Of course this theory assumes that the rich aren't greedy bastards that will horde all their money in banks, spend it on two million dollar trips to space which benefit no one except the Russians that take them there, or blow it all on a Super Sweet Sixteen for their retarded daughters who get pissed that their parents got them the $200,000 car instead of the $300,000.
Factory Worker: Are you going to give us all pay raises since we've been working harder?
Factory Owner: Nope,my daughter want to get Tupac for her Sweet Sixteen.
Factory Worker: Isn't he dead?
Factory Owner: Yup, I had to spend your Christmas bonuses to dig him up.
Factory Worker: What the hell? What happened to the trickle down theory?
Factory Owner: Nope,my daughter want to get Tupac for her Sweet Sixteen.
Factory Worker: Isn't he dead?
Factory Owner: Yup, I had to spend your Christmas bonuses to dig him up.
Factory Worker: What the hell? What happened to the trickle down theory?
by Law, Order, and Reason November 25, 2006
by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004
The quantum theory which states that all possible quantum universes can exist simultaneuously. It solves the Schrodinger cat problem by stating that the universe splits at each quantum junture, and hence the cat is alive in one universe and dead in another.
In other words, everything that can happen, does happen (just in seperate worlds). Every possibility plays itself out in one universe or another.
In other words, everything that can happen, does happen (just in seperate worlds). Every possibility plays itself out in one universe or another.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
The theory that the 99% exist only to serve the needs of the wealthiest 1%, as if the majority of people are simply cows to be milked.
by Two Hep Cats January 07, 2012
A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"
(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)
(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)
The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.
by Buffalo Breaker Box June 01, 2009
Spew-it-knew-it theory says that students commonly retain a lot of information for an important test/exam but then mostly forget about it once they don't need to know it anymore.
Believe it or not this has actually been backed up by real research by Hermann Ebbinghaus.
Believe it or not this has actually been backed up by real research by Hermann Ebbinghaus.
Test question (short answer): What does the spew-it-knew-it theory say?
Answer: it means that once I know it I'm completely forget about it and everything else regarding the tested information.
Answer: it means that once I know it I'm completely forget about it and everything else regarding the tested information.
by Sid Barrett May 12, 2009
The implicit knowledge that being thin is an extraordinary advantage and would result in major positive consequences, and yet choosing to ignore this fact due to ones inability to stop eating high calorie foods (such as Kit Kats).
"If he/she lost some weight, they really wouldn't be bad looking."
"What can you say, Kit Kat theory at work"
"What can you say, Kit Kat theory at work"
by TheHarrison123 October 28, 2013