Spanking

A type of discipline

Little 6 year old Susie was a bad girl. She split all her milk on her brand new dress. So her father gave her a good sound spanking to behave.

by SCM123ABC January 15, 2025

Spank

Street slang for shooting a gun.

"Bouncing out and spank it til its empty cause its fun to me"

by Bluestrips August 31, 2022

PP spanking

When a boy or man gets too sexual and his PP needs the spanking that will make him think before he does anything

Man 1: That man needs a PP spanking
Man 2: He does
3: What is that person doing to that guy?
4: That person is PP spanking him

by Bushfire199 June 25, 2024

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021

Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit April 19, 2018

Spank bank

It’s a bank where you go to get spanked, for sexual pleasure including cock and ball torture.

Person 1: Did you hear that Michael owns a spank bank?
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion

by Spank master 2 February 1, 2021