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saint patricks day

an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.
"are you drunk?"
"yea, but its thanksgiving"
saint patricks day :)
by dirty leprechaun man November 30, 2019
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Boondock Saints

A movie where it was the Russian guy trying to do something inflammatory in the bar, not the Irish guys.
The bubbly girl and her cronies had life mixed up thinking that she owned the place, since she kept using dialogue from Boondock Saints to fuck with the locals heads.
by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021
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Saint Mark

Saint Mark/St. Mark (n/Proper Noun)

//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Of particular note, Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.

Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
Person 1: Hey man, happy Saint Mark's Day to you!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
by mark'smom March 10, 2025
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Saint Mary Magdalene

Saint Mary Magdalene is a preppy catholic school, where my cousin goes. It's in Delco, and if you don't know what that is, fuck you. They are all stood up cunt bags and have big ass houses in developments. They usually go to Cardinal " O'whora" and try getting hammered every night. To sum it up, they are all faggots.
"Oh... that kid goes to Saint Mary Magdalene. He's a rich cunt.
by ajmc31527 December 17, 2017
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Saint

a man who is wise, has alot of great advice, and gives alot away.
you know Tiago? he gave me great advice on how to talk to a girl. He is a saint
by DE$PERADO October 28, 2017
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Saint Louis Sake

(n). Slang term for Bud Light beer, or any beer manufacturer that puts rice in their ingredients. As you may or may not know, Bud Light is made by Anheiser-Busch, and is based in Saint Louis, Missouri. One of the ingredients of Bud Light is rice. Who wants rice in their beer? Has this beer been outsourced to the East?
"Hey bartender, another round of Saint Louis sakes for my football friends!"
by boggler February 1, 2019
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Saint Moshua

A Saint Moshua is a very attractive man with an epic beard.
He is smart, sexy, funny, talented and overall a beautiful person.
A Saint Moshua plays bass in a heavy metal band named Assassinate the Following.
A Saint Moshua usually has an Angela, in which he Loves and adores.
Saint Moshua's are also very well in doubt.

A Saint Moshua is perfect <3
Woah, there goes a Saint Moshua, take a picture!
by smileypanda February 5, 2010
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