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gooch

Worst dog ever! This little rat should not exist
I'll fuck gooch
by Croquette June 17, 2017
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Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.
Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.
by I’m really him July 27, 2021
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gooch oclock

It is gooch oclock
by Slaerx June 18, 2024
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Gooching

The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.
If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.
by whamola99 March 1, 2020
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Golfers Gooch

The smell of your Gooch taint and balls after a round of golf
"Hey boys just been to the toilet there and had a swipe of my balls and I have a major case of Golfers Gooch it's sweet"
by DrGashingtons September 7, 2019
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Liquid Gooch

The liquid secretions between the balls and anus.
My mans liquid gooch taste like gold
by SERP-SORROW January 7, 2025
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Drive-thru Gooch

The point in a fast food drive-thru between the window you pay at and the window where you pick your food up
Drive-thru Gooch:
Your on the phone with your friend and they ask where you are? “I’m in the McDonalds Drive-thru sitting at the gooch point waiting to get my bag of fat
by Vagabond Wolf September 21, 2022
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