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Decepticon Driver

A fuck up of what was meant to be a piledriver done by a Moose lover.
OMG! DECETION DRIVAH~! Now he's gonna violate that poor moose...
by OMKOM March 23, 2003
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bus driver

the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.
kid hi how is your day
bus driver "get your ass out of the aisle".
by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020
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Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
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Mystery Driver

Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.
"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.
by Brayn January 17, 2013
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Lancer Driver

They are actually a good driver, yet when by themselves, they think there in a fast and furious scene. They’re a person who thinks he is driving a Ferrari yet is actually driving something that could be gassed by a Suzuki swift. Also are the type of person that thinks he writes the road rules
“Look at the lancer driver, thinking he’s Lighting McQueen

What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot”
by Wowowoiw March 2, 2021
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thug driver

A person who is distracted when driving and thinking it okay.
Rachel was on her phone texting and driving while having her knee holds the steering wheel. Making her a thug driver.
by SamuelElJackson June 30, 2023
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Damon Driver

God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war
Random person: hey willem
Guy 1: your a Damon driver
by Janeohenepshshe July 31, 2022
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