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plan stressed

making too many plans for one time, where you then need to decide what you are actually going to do. in fear of making the wrong decision, or hurting someone's feelings, you stress over what to do, thus making you plan stressed.
Man, I'm supposed to go to three different parties on Friday, I'm totally plan stressed.
by ChelBro August 6, 2007
mugGet the plan stressedmug.

dazai has a plan

Some anime fans use "Dazai has a plan" as a joke. People use this when their favorite character is dying and they need to cop.
-Bro character name just died 😭😭😭
-Dw Dazai has a plan
by AlexisNess'_no.1fan December 30, 2023
mugGet the dazai has a planmug.

Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.
The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.
by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020
mugGet the Three phase planmug.

plan v

Having an ovarian cyst that is causing extreme discomfort. You have your significant other twat tap you with their left hook to pop it.
I gave her the old plan v the other day.
by Jomamabiotchhhhh June 22, 2023
mugGet the plan vmug.

Plan D

The act of shooting a pregnant girl in the stomach with a shotgun, killing her and the fetus
Just shot a pregnant lady in the stomach, call that plan D
by ElephantShit1050 June 26, 2023
mugGet the Plan Dmug.

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass
I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers
by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022
mugGet the Jam planningmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.mug.

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