Jonas

The type of nigga to get cheated on by a girl named jocelyn.

Jonas: I just got cheated on

norte: her name was probably jocelyn huh

Jonas: Yea

by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 4, 2025

Jonas

A german slang to describe people from east asia (e.g. Japan, Korea, China etc)

Ja hier sind paar jonasse (here are some jonasses) = here are east asia

by nsskoo929292 October 20, 2023

Jonas

If your name is himeno, stay away from all people named jonas and if youre a 10 feet goth dommy mommy then you should def contact me
a real jonas would tell their friends to commit with them and a real one would definitely offer them head

her: i loveeeee girls
jonas: i love to feel comforted for once and be cared for like im the only important thing in their world and that im such a little good boy that would literally treat you with the upmost(🤓) love.......i want to be comforted and treated with careful hands and feel like im little and cute....

by Pilioko December 1, 2022

Jona

A guy who likes the number four a little too much. Someone who’s always warm and has a weird metabolism. Someone who’s probably got a really hot girlfriend

Oh look there’s Jona….why is he wearing a shirt it’s winter

by Enkelkind November 24, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a beautiful boy with an amazing voice and smile his humor is amazing his hair is blond and black and curly. and I really like him but I don't know if he likes me . but hopefully he will be my valentines - nauds

hey jonas

hi nauds
i have to tell you something
ok what is it
i have a crush

on you
oh well i dont bye bye

oh

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Nenos jona

Someone really scared to spend money on the luxuries in life and continuously settling for less. Some would say he’s tighter than a nuns arse!

Nenos jona- Wow look at that hotel, that’s amazing I would love to stay there

Friend- dont be such a nenos dude that place is a shithole

by The jonas May 12, 2020

jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.

I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue

by Green tea22 July 7, 2022