Duck and fuck

A game where you shoot at a guys face and if or when he ducks, you have to fuck him

Let's play duck and fuck

by Bridke February 24, 2016

duck hunt

A phrase you use when you or someone are looking for something.

P1: Have you found those pair of socks?
P2: No, I’m still on the duck hunt.

by Mambi23 June 23, 2022

duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.

"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."

by Drycolt April 13, 2014

duck dagger

an unusually flat penis resembling the bill of a duck, used to stab bitches repeatedly in the mungo.

Did you see Becky walking funny? That's because Chris stabbed her mungo with his duck dagger, shit was brutal.

by duckdaggerdynasty January 02, 2015

duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.

My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?

by Donny55001 April 03, 2018

Oh duck

when your tryna type “for fucks sake” but your autocorrect is tryna spread positivity

“oh ducks sake she did it again”
“duck?”
“fuck. you know i meant fuck, tony”

by itsallokay June 03, 2021

Duck overlord

A duck named Ben that is the head of all ducks and can put mine control on ducks that don’t listen to him. From the past few years ben has been spotted taking over small villages near swamps so if u live near a swamp just look out for an army of ducks

Man: oh no I c the duck overlord

Man 2: HIDE!! He’s coming for us
Man 3: how has Ben found us?!?!!?

by DUCK OVERLORD (Ben) August 06, 2021