Horny Cow

When you are getting a handjob and you fart and nut at the same time.

We were having a good time when suddenly he did the Horny Cow and ruined everything.

by Efhanwaltodn January 23, 2021

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cow diet

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

by Carb-hater November 28, 2017

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These two words, believe it or not, are used to describe a person who you know you love and care for but you just can't admit it. They are used to describe a person who can get so incredibly aggravating but at the end of the day, something that person said or did was the highlight of your day. This person is normally very whitey and laughs at the little things that some may say don't really matter, but you and me both know every single word and action matters. (Side Note* they can get off track sometimes too.) This person is such a joy to be around and you can always count on to brighten up your day... It might be making your kidneys hurt from laughing uncontrollably nonstop but heyy I mean it works. They can be mistaken for flirtatious but really its just that they want to lighten your load just a couple of pounds. They are more often than not very beautiful or handsome, although they are very hard to be in a relationship with because they are so private. If you have one of these people don't ever let them go because more often than not they were placed in your life for a reason and they are meant to help you get through some DEEP STUFF. They are defiantly somebody you want in your life and if you have someone like this you are truly a lucky person.

Guy/Girl #1 Waitt... You know a Cow Turd??
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah, Why?
Guy/Girl #1 You are a really lucky person, you know that right?
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah I know... She/He really is amazing!

by red kiwi July 15, 2016

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