tens

A word commonly used by roadmen to describe the quantity of cannabis they wish to purchase from their dealer.

Yo g sort me a tens

by Craydox420 January 20, 2022

Ten out a ten

Another way to say" well done you messed up". It is said in a sarcastic tone so that it is not heard as praise.

Lad: I fell over and spilt me waher
Girl:Ten out a ten

by TenOutATen June 7, 2016

Ten Tiny Armenian Friends

Hairy toes being exposed in flip flops at an inappropriate time.

"OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"

" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."

by Knowmatik August 9, 2019

tense fit

second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'

super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans

i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!

by michael foolsley June 3, 2012

military ten

A girl who’s a 5/10 on the street but in the military becomes a 10/10. A military 10 = not enough cute girls around to have many options anyway, therefore an average girl automatically becomes a 10 on the scale.

“Yo dude, she’s pretty hot.”

“Ehh, she’s a military ten.”

by JuiceeJay February 4, 2025

Tenses

When your They/Them senses start tingling when you see another non binary person or character

"Omg my Tenses tingle when I see Zooble from The Great Digital Circus"

by Atari.jpg October 13, 2023

false ten

When someone seems much hotter then they actually are because the other people around are ugly. For example, when you are at work, there's a limited amount of people to look at so the hottest person might seem like a 10 but they are actually a 6 because everyone else you work with is super ugly.

Our gym teacher is a false ten because all of the other teachers I work with are fat and ugly.

by Sisterkdog54 October 19, 2017