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Ground Squirrel

Some species of squirrel a gay retard made up to prove his subscribers were retarded about what kind of squirrels there are
"There's a ground squirrel under my house! That mother fucker!"
by Autismo Slicer November 21, 2017
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squirrel jawed

OMG! This girl at my school is such a whore-she totally squirrel jawed like half of the Football team.
by MnM703 January 22, 2009
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ooh a squirrel

When you're walking down the street and you see a squirrel on the a tree and say "Ooooooh a Squirrely Squirrel"
Oooooh a Squirrel.
by Lone Hardcore October 23, 2013
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Squirrel brains

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.
Tommy your girlfriend has squirrel brains.
by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020
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Sloppy Squirrel

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020
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BBQ Squirrel

BBQ Squirrel is a word used only for the bestest of best friends. You use this word when talking to your friends and lovers. If someone calls you a BBQ Squirrel it means you've been chosen to be a god. Be proud of how far you've come.
"Bro she's my BBQ Squirrel" or "goodbye my BBQ Squirrel"
by the 18 types of poop February 1, 2022
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Tackled By a Squirrel

When you hear it just lol.

It refers a guy getting his nuts busted while or after being tackled.
Teacher: Where's David?
Brian: He got tackled by a squirrel.
Class: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
by Rodriguez026216523 August 5, 2011
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