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Side Sport

Side sport is like the middle zone between a real sport and an activity.
Person 1: "Cheering is a sport"
Person 2: "NO it's an activity!"
Person 3: "No it's a Side Sport"
Person 1: "Oh that makes sense"
by 21Poop February 24, 2023
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Sports

People didn't come up with sports as a way to battle for superiority or break records, and not everybody that has ever played or been involved in sports has done it for that reason, or has to get used to or accept people doing it for that reason. Sports are called a pastime because they are a way to enjoy passing time, nothing more, nothing less. They really are stupid fucking games, and don't indicate a whole lot about who somebody really is while not playing sports. For examle, somebody having talent at a sport isn't the same thing as somebody doing something heroic in real life. Somebody failing at a sport doesn't indicate that they are cowardly in every situation in their life. Every team that has won championships and titles has lost or not gone to the playoffs more than they've won titles when their entire team history is examined/looked at, even the teams/players that won the most or hold the most records. Holding nothing sacred but winning is silliness, not seriousness.
The kinds of people that try to get people to take sports seriously are the same kinds of people that try to get people to take the coronavirus/vaccinations/masks, or anything else they use to scare people with, seriously. People already take all the wrong things seriously and get mad about all the wrong things, which is why you have people getting shot after an NBA Finals celebration. There are things in life to get mad about certainly, but no matter who wants to get you mad about them, sports are games.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021
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Sport sex

Sport sex is Having intercourse for the fun of it without a purpose
by Kutinboss January 18, 2024
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Ea Sports

by Scottscrab December 20, 2020
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Impeccable Sports

Impeccable Sports is an oxymoron and the name of a popular sports gossip blog.
Yo did you see Michele Beadle and that porn star on Impeccable Sports?
by impeccablesports November 4, 2011
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Sports Direct Mug

A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.
Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"
by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024
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mind sport

a sport that involves more thinking than physical action
speed cubing is a mind sport
by AdamTiro September 16, 2022
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