Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Wet Splinky

The art of smoking a perfect Zen Blend joint while sitting in the hot tub under the stars with gooey Lewy. The wet splinky is one of the highest forms of maximum pleasure and happiness while in the vibration of the Zen Garden

Never forget the importance of the wet splinky while sitting on the hot tub

by The Sweet Dragon April 15, 2024

wet splinkadoo

The act of making Taylor Swift cum by slurping her juices up and shooting a stream of her grool directly at her clit.

Travis Kielce just beat my ass because I gave Taylor the ol' wet splinkadoo.

by CourtingJester February 7, 2025

Master Splinter

When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn

I was beating my shit yesterday and I accidentally Master Splintered myself

by I just need help January 15, 2026

The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011