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barber spank

Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.
Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.
by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017
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spank my granny

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?
by IBanana03 June 3, 2018
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The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.

The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022
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mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.
I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.
by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023
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Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
by pctv guy October 9, 2018
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Spank demes

1. Memes that are to extraordinary to explain.

2. Memes about spanking people
Spank demes are amazing!

Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.

Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
by GaylorOrJamoosee October 11, 2017
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Full Spank

(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.
I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.

He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!

spanktank dicksnot
by MrLzrd June 3, 2011
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