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Butthole spank

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.
Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.
by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015
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Spanking

Little 6 year old Susie was a bad girl. She split all her milk on her brand new dress. So her father gave her a good sound spanking to behave.
by SCM123ABC January 15, 2025
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Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.
by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022
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Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal
That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!
by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021
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Full Spank

(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.
I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.

He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!

spanktank dicksnot
by MrLzrd June 3, 2011
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spank

firmly hitting someone or something in the bum as a form of punishment
my dad spanks/beats me and he left and never came back
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Spanks

Another way to say “Thanks” with a little added pizazz. One would use this in the context of being thankful for something.
Person: I am rather fond of your footwear.

You: Spanks! I got them yesterday
Person: ok
by Papachrisluvr360 July 19, 2021
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