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John motherfuckin' Smith

Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.
"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in

Tai Kwan Do!"
by Trollabear September 11, 2014
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Avery Michael Smith

Is an amazing, talented, kind, caring person. Avery always rocks his big booty and loves the shit out of his friends. Someday he’ll name his child Robert The Smith. Avery is such a talented person that you’ll never be able to get enough of. He cries to Desire by Battery Point, but he’s not your average shoegaze kid. He believes Title Fight is bim and makes sure people know that.
Ned: wow! That Avery Michael Smith kid is the BIM!!!

Sadie: I know right. Im so lucky to be with him 😘🥴

Ned: You really are....I wish i could have that sexy piece of ass 🤑

Sadie: So you down for a three-way?
by bim2the4 December 15, 2019
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Sophia Belle Smith

Sophia Belle Smith is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. She is a very caring person and will always have your back, you would be lucky to be able to meet a Sophia belle Smith
Wow look at Sophia Belle Smith man she is so nice
by Ethan Hodgson March 13, 2020
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Ft. Smith

Hey there, my name is Billy Bob Joe Brown and I live in Ft. Smith Arkansas!
by CountryAtHeart August 5, 2008
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Mr.Smith

A person, usually a young boy, who has an overwhelming passion for church ,God ,Jesus and all things Christian.
Dude he is such a Mr.Smith
by Jamar S. January 9, 2009
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Sam Smith

It’s like elevator music with painfully generic vocals added then released to pop radio stations.
A: I think I just wrote to lamest song ever. It simultaneously makes you want to dunk your head in ice water and go to sleep.
B: No, Sam Smith already did that, he’s even worse than Ed Sheeran.
by Who’R’You July 12, 2019
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SMITH

S.M.I.T.H, an acronym for Shoot Me In The Head. To be used at the end of a statement dealing with something unpleasant or undesirable.

Derived from smh.
Joe: "Hey man, what are you doin' tonight?"
Kyle: "A ten-page paper for english, two chapters of history, and three pages of algebra. smith."
by K. Cannibal November 30, 2011
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