Shut Up Thomas Day 2

september 20th is shut up thomas day 2! where everyone in the world named thomas has to shut up!

thomas: hey!
me: shut up
thomas: what?
me: it’s september 24th, shut up thomas day 2!
thomas: oh yeah...
me: SHUT UP

by adorable6d September 12, 2020

Shut up woman, get on my horse.

A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.

Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.

by zfrantz December 3, 2009

shut your fucking face uncle fucker

A song from the south park movie.Sung by two Canadian actors.

The song shut your fucking face uncle fucker is my favorite one from south park.

by GEPH April 29, 2016

Shut Your Bitch Ass Up (SYBAU)

use for that annoying nigga that is always bothering you ! don't use violence use SYBAU ! but don't use this in a bad situation like when your in trouble and your mom's yelling at you and you whisper under your breath "shut you bitch ass up..." there is a 101% chance you will get slapped . (Warning) Keep Out of hands of children !

Olivia: Ohhh im olivia and i have a weird head and cool bf...
Eugene: Shut Your bitch ass up (SYBAU) !
Olivia: tww non-sense !

by KiDWest May 26, 2010

boi shut yo crusty ass up

The proper way to start a roast when you are about to fuck a bitch up hella hard and he knows what's going down too but he doesn't wanna admit it

Boi shut yo crusty ass up yo gah damn Oprah Winfrey LooKiN ass negga

by COnDoMTEnt January 24, 2016

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

BE QUIET ! and stay quiet

1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006

a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up

a not-so-nice way of telling someone to be quiet

How about a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?

by Ozaveli December 14, 2007