Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.

You're a broken socket wrench

by Mountain Life December 5, 2022

Liquid shocker

Two loads in a pussy and one in the ass

I just took a liquid shocker last night for new years

by Bailey Creme January 5, 2023

cocket socket

A: The act of stick the penis into a socket; commonly an outlet in a wall.

Said as if it were a criminal charge; used with words like 'Committed' etc.

B: a form of torture similar to Definition A. Primary pronounced in German 'Schwanzes Steckdose' (not exact translation)

A: The man committed Cocket Socket and was rushed to the ER in a state of shock.

B: After killing the king's son, the man was arrested and sentenced to solitary confinement and Schwanzes steckdose for life.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023

Reverse Shocker

This act is when your finger happens to slip through the toilet paper and you find yourself on the business end of it. Aptly named due to the same surprise one would experience during "The Shocker"

Man I took on an extra job in the shitter when I was finishing up the paperwork and I pulled a reverse shocker on myself.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

sausage shocker

Being super shocked by penis size.

Oh my God Becky, I went back to his house and it was a total sausage shocker!

by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023

Cock socket

Well there's a cock, aka penis, and then there's the socket, or vagina. Could also be an acceptable term for mouth and/or ass.

Shut your cock socket right now!

I'm sure your mom's cock socket has seen alot of action with all those brats around

Goddamn it! Fuck me in the cock socket!

by RedStarHippie August 29, 2023

spock-socket

A less affectionate referral to the anus as a sexual orifice.

"There was a bit of confusion about why the genitalia was pixelated in the image, while we were treated to a perfect view of their puckered, flakey spock-socket.

by Toungeston October 17, 2023