by Kathlyn October 11, 2019

Something you should never, ever do. Seriously. Never.
Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.
Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.
There was once this guy, who I can't name, who is probably in prison this very second for doing exactly that.
"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."
"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."
by Pimp-Master J May 17, 2006

by PINGASman6969 August 6, 2012

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar
by SALosDawg4Eva May 23, 2021

Can be used in two cases. One for the girls and one for the guys. When this is said to a girl, it means dont play with other blokes dicks. When said to a guy it means dont touch up my girl (rhubarb being a nice sweet dish when added with sugar, girls being nice and sweet)
Boys: Hey man, thats my girlfriend you're trying to impress. Stop it, never rub another mans rhubarb.
Girls: Hey there bitch what you doing? That guys coming on to you. Remember I'm your boyfriend, never rub another mans rhubarb or else. (fight)
Girls: Hey there bitch what you doing? That guys coming on to you. Remember I'm your boyfriend, never rub another mans rhubarb or else. (fight)
by Si_B June 28, 2005

September 8th is national rub a girls boob day.
Boys its time to grab your girl and ask to rub your girls boob
Boys its time to grab your girl and ask to rub your girls boob
Boy: do you know what day it is? its september 8th!
Girl: fine.*shows boob*
Boy: *rubs a boob*
National rub a girls boob day is september 8th
Girl: fine.*shows boob*
Boy: *rubs a boob*
National rub a girls boob day is september 8th
by anonymousgirl2002 January 15, 2021

when somebody tells you "give your meat a good ol' rub" it means that person is telling you to go jerk off.
by shpajz January 23, 2017
