Rodding

An activity like fishing, without putting bait on rigs or even getting your rod out the ute down the wharf.

Yes marina, matt didnt go fishing, he went rodding and wont take shitties off his hooks cause they spikey

by Yort nilkcam December 15, 2021

Rod Rules

Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.

Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?

by LaGarce July 6, 2018

Doing a Dyno/Dyno Rod

When going to the toilet you’re either going for a Dyno(wee) or Dyno Rod (log) Poo. In reference to the drain company Dyno-Rod

Ash has gone to the toilet doing a Dyno/Dyno rod

by Jimbo24 February 28, 2024

Hot rod

Getting your leg peed on in the shower

Teresa loves a warm hot rod in the shower. Was it accidental? Probably not.

Hot rod = peeing on someone's leg, hopefully in the shower

by Rageagainstthemeat September 30, 2020

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015

Rod

To stick the rods up at someone means to stick the middle finger up at someone

Haha yesterday I stuck the rods up at ya did u see ??

by What u doin October 14, 2018

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021