roast beef curtain

a floppy, open, or gaping vagina

dude how was shelly. man she had a fuckin roast beef curtain....shit was gross

by creag January 1, 2006

Spit Roast

This is the act of punishment for mistreatment of best friends. A metal pole is attached to their back (through any means necessary). The said person will then be 'roasted' over a large fire until golden brown.

For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are

A clear example would be the unreliability and mistreatment of best friends by another person (frequently part of the male species). Mistreatment can include: Letting said best friend down on more than one occasion, playing on x-box when they should be entertaining said best friend, and being a 'pig' in general. (The act should not be taken seriously in 'spit roasting' said 'pig'. Instead you should take satisfaction of imagining this inflicted torture to stop you from actually doing it)

by TristanClark June 2, 2010

Roast Beef

A cooter that is gunned out. A vagina that is of the loose state, one that which you can fit more than 4 digits in.

That bitches snatch was roast beef.

by justin cantwell May 3, 2004

rosaury

penis ass bitch ugly ass whore boy she sucks penis for money but may be a boy cuz they have so much acne you cant see the rest of there face and they have no friends them ugly ass bitches, often bitches to there friends (if they have any friends) and they can be dicks to siblings that is why no one likes those fucking things.

rosaury: i am a penis
Dad: i know you are a penis
Mom: you were born a penis bitch

by John peter red December 22, 2013

national roast meghan day

On december 5th you get a chance to roast any Meghan you know and they have to accept it

“Meghan looks like a shark”

National roast Meghan day

by Meghansuckssss December 5, 2017

Roast Beefies

A description for loose lips on a vagina.

roast beef slices, roast beefies

by MrWiseGuy! May 27, 2009

rossul

Person, that talks to much and can be annoying at times, but hilarious at the same time. This person is very smart but leaves everything last minute, even if she has a whole year to finish it.

Rossul's jokes are the best

by Rossul May 30, 2016