Random

Evan Choy

Evan's existence is random

by qnking September 3, 2022

Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.

In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

national fucc a random day

June 13th fucc any and everybody it dont matter if yk dem or nit

national fucc a random day you can fucc yo friend yo hb or hg or somebody on da street idm.

by slimeyluhdude.shau27 June 11, 2023

Randoms

Going out and hooking up with people that you don't know.

Harry disappeared last night and ended up with some randoms back at their place.

by Psedojas September 4, 2016

Random

All of a sudden. Normally used when something unexpected happens.

Guy1: How was the soccer game?
Guy2: Guess what? I have a boner.
Guy1: Dude thats so random.

by Jackson Lyons-Lowe July 1, 2016

random wok

An omakase (Japanese for “I'll leave it up to you”) or other tasting menu where the food served is chosen by the chef rather than by the diner. The term is a word play on the mathematical concept of the “random walk,” a mathematical concept used in science, economics and elsewhere, and the use of woks in restaurant kitchens (which is not limited to Chinese restaurants).

We tried the random wok menu at Miyamoto's the other night and it was awesome -- we loved every single dish the chef sent out.

by FitofPeak2 November 29, 2024

A random protogen

a youtuber that owns the channel, crab and lobster gaming.

person 1. Whats your favorite youtuber?
person 2. Crab and lobster gaming.
person 1. cool who made it?
person 2. A random protogen
person 1. proceeds to shoot person 2 30 times.

by A random protogen May 27, 2022